I see I've got your attention. I've officially decided that's the only way I'll ever get anyone to read this. Had I just titled this page as "About" you would probably never click on it. EVER. Wouldn't that be a shame. You would just go on with your life never knowing what I'm all about. Now wouldn't that just be silly?
So where do I start? For one thing, if you looked up the words band geek in a dictionary, you probably wouldn't see anything, but if it was an awesome dictionary that I had part in organizing there would be a picture of me. However, if you looked up ultimate band geek, the picture would be twice that size. That's right. I went there.
But other than that, who am I? To be honest, not much. That really is most of my life. Sure I could tell you all about my life story and where I live and such, but that would be boring. For me and you. So instead I drew you a picture of a school bus.
So where do I start? For one thing, if you looked up the words band geek in a dictionary, you probably wouldn't see anything, but if it was an awesome dictionary that I had part in organizing there would be a picture of me. However, if you looked up ultimate band geek, the picture would be twice that size. That's right. I went there.
But other than that, who am I? To be honest, not much. That really is most of my life. Sure I could tell you all about my life story and where I live and such, but that would be boring. For me and you. So instead I drew you a picture of a school bus.
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| picture curtesy of my amazing drawing skills. |
Well then. It's officially been almost 5 months after I originally wrote this page and I just now realized how lame it is. So I'll tell you what. I'm going to make it better. But how could I possibly make this masterpiece of modern literature any better? Simple. By adding a... (drum roll please)
A list of ten random facts about me that you wont care about!!
(Yaaaaayyyy...)
Here it is-
1- I play trumpet.
2- If you ever touch my trumpet without permission I will proceed to rip out your eyeballs and throw them in a food processor.
3- I'm really freakin' good at drawing school buses.
4- I've won as many Academy Awards as Leonardo DiCaprio.
5- I really want to start an a cappella group.
6- If you approach me and use the password "Kangaroo Juice" I will say "Oh Yeah" in my extremely low saucy black man voice.
7- I have a platypus collection
8- I used to play guitar. I still sort of can. But I only remember like four chords.
9- Jazzzzz.... Nuff' said.
10-I lie sometimes.
11- This list has eleven facts, silly goose.
12- I'm still really good at drawing buses.
BOOM! DONE!
That is an incredible school bus, Sam. I really learned a lot about you from this post. And this picture. And I looked up what the writing on the side of the bus says in arabic ( I think it's arabic). I didn't find anything.
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