Monday, February 24, 2014

And Then I Slapped Myself in the Face

So I lied! I missed a week! I know I promised that I would post something every week but I just realized on sunday (so technically this week) that I forgot. Not only that but I forgot the song of the week. Dang it Sam! Why have I done this! So here's the deal. Not only did I slap myself in the face (yes I really did) but from now on (or at least for as long as I can put up with) you can comment any ridiculous thing you want ,as long as it isn't inappropriate or pornographic in any way (I'm looking at you Steven), and I will draw it! Now I know I'm not very good at drawing. I'm a musician. So don't get your hopes up for some crazy-good french museum-worthy crap up in here. You aren't gonna get it. But you can have flying robot dinosaurs on stilts, or fencing narwals, or even a platypus. Made out of Jello. On second thought, no you can't. That would be stealing my ideas. AND THAT'S PLAGIARISM!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THAT'S BAD!!! HAVEN'T YOU EVER LISTENED IN ANY ENGLISH CLASS EVER!?!? My goodness you uncultured son of a motherless goat. I already drew the fencing narwals so why would you even want to request that?

Aint they pretty?


And the other two just sound too hard.  PLUS PLAGIARISM!!

Anyway, that's my idea of a punishment for myself. It's kind of more for fun really. But I really did slap myself in the face! Soooooooo yeah. The end.

In other news, I got one of those weird little valentine things that the student council makes you pay for that have the cheaply designed printed card and piece of slightly inedible candy! Frrrrrooooom (drum roll please..) Mattes... Wow I'm popular. But any way, leave all your suggestions for drawings in the comments and I promise I'll be back next week.

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